The Perfect Christmas You Never Wanted

That Gnawing Pang

Entertaining Guests and Making Friends

Jinkx Laughing

DeLa Plays and Jinkx Screams

Fashion

I Love Poop Farts Farts Farts

Fascists in Red Hats

Horny Old Lady

I Didn't Say it Was Good

I Have a Much Higher Tolerance

Connected to our Ancestors

I'm Extremely Alcoholic

But I Don't Celebrate Christmas

You Should Not Be Listening To Me

I Thought You Were Virgin

Hecate Hecate Hecate

LOL

I have mommy issues

Hehehehe

but it's true

IN ALL CAPS

Means a lot

Don't sound convincing

rips them right off