If I Weren't Real Could I Sing This?

Howdy Ho!

You Know Something Pal You Smell Like Flowers

♪ We Wish You A Merry Christmas ♪

Urgent Christmas Business

That Sounds Like A Swell Idea

We Can Show Everyone The True Spirit of Christmas

Howdy Ho!

Gosh You're Looking Swell

Kyle's Mom's A Bitch

It's A Boy!

Happy Birthday Jesus

All Aboard The Poo Choo

Happy Hanukkah

The Cycle Of Poop

♪ Mr. Hankey The Christmas Poo ♪

Howdy Ho!

I'm Not Fat I'm Festively Plump

I'm Gonna Lay You Down By The Yule Log

♪ It's Hard To Be A Jew On Christmas ♪

Screw You Guys I'm Going Home

I Want To Try And Help You Confront Your Problem

Why Do You Say That?

Mr. Hankey

Settle Down!