
"What the hell!"

"Stop emailing us!"

Turning the page

"If you're watching C-SPAN on a Saturday night..."

"I got one 'woo.'"

"You remember."

"We're all here tonight at nerd prom."

The final White House Correspondents' Dinner

"I'm also used to being second gentleman."

"Too chilling for you guys?"

"Room just froze faster than Mitch McConnell."

"Can we just acknowledge..."

"Manage your expectations, people."

"You think you're better than me?"

"Biden laughed."

"I thought I saw Matt Gaetz here tonight..."

"Jimmy Carter is out there thinking..."

"Your words speak truth to power."

"And the race is tied?"

"Nothing makes sense anymore."

"Decency is why we're all here tonight."

"You're the funny one in the family."

"Sleepy Joe is still awake!"

"Wordle is here tonight."

Courtroom sketch artist