
"What the hell!"

"You think you're better than me?"

"Biden laughed."

"If you're watching C-SPAN on a Saturday night..."

"I got one 'woo.'"

"You remember."

"We're all here tonight at nerd prom."

The final White House Correspondents' Dinner

"I'm also used to being second gentleman."

"Too chilling for you guys?"

"Room just froze faster than Mitch McConnell."

"Can we just acknowledge..."

"Manage your expectations, people."

"I thought I saw Matt Gaetz here tonight..."

"Jimmy Carter is out there thinking..."

"Stop emailing us!"

"Your words speak truth to power."

"And the race is tied?"

"Sleepy Joe is still awake!"

"Wordle is here tonight."

Courtroom sketch artist

Criminal masterminds who bike to get ice cream

"Nothing makes sense anymore."

"Decency is why we're all here tonight."

"Journalism is clearly not a crime."