
"What the hell!"

"If you're watching C-SPAN on a Saturday night..."

"I got one 'woo.'"

"You remember."

"We're all here tonight at nerd prom."

The final White House Correspondents' Dinner

"I'm also used to being second gentleman."

"Too chilling for you guys?"

"Manage your expectations, people."

"Room just froze faster than Mitch McConnell."

"Can we just acknowledge..."

"You think you're better than me?"

"Biden laughed."

"Stop emailing us!"

"You're the funny one in the family."

"Sleepy Joe is still awake!"

"Wordle is here tonight."

Courtroom sketch artist

Criminal masterminds who bike to get ice cream
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"Thank you, thank you, thank you!"

"Journalism is clearly not a crime."

"Yes, age is an issue."

"I thought I saw Matt Gaetz here tonight..."

"Jimmy Carter is out there thinking..."