"What the hell!"

"If you're watching C-SPAN on a Saturday night..."

"I got one 'woo.'"

"You remember."

"We're all here tonight at nerd prom."

The final White House Correspondents' Dinner

"I'm also used to being second gentleman."

"Too chilling for you guys?"

"Manage your expectations, people."

"Room just froze faster than Mitch McConnell."

"Can we just acknowledge..."

"Stop emailing us!"

"You think you're better than me?"

"Biden laughed."

"You're the funny one in the family."

"Who [...] says I'm not a real job creator?"

"Thank you, thank you, thank you!"

"Sleepy Joe is still awake!"

"Wordle is here tonight."

Courtroom sketch artist

Criminal masterminds who bike to get ice cream

Biden on the importance of journalism

"If Congress were theater..."

"I thought I saw Matt Gaetz here tonight..."

"Jimmy Carter is out there thinking..."